A Seinfeld Thanksgiving

November 24, 2008
posted by Andy | View Comments

Seinfeld ThanksgivingIn just a few days, our house will shelter twelve Levine’s for the annual Thanksgiving celebration.  On the menu will be the traditional dishes served with a large serving of “Drama”.  Like most families, we will loiter in the kitchen trying to engage but not instigate and look to the children for a distraction from conflict.

To pre-empt another “Why do we put ourselves through this every year?” experience, I am hoping that Jerry, Kramer, Elaine, George and Newman will be catalysts for the “Best Thanksgiving Ever”.

My aunt feels like I loved my grandfather more than my grandmother, my dad still resents not getting custody of my brother and I, my uncle avoids conflict at all costs, my mom thinks all men are jerks, my brother thinks my mom drinks to much, I wish my dad had helped me with college and my wife thinks we are all crazy….BUT WE ALL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY WHEN WE REMEMBER EPISODES OF SEINFELD.

So I declared this year a “Seinfeld Thanksgiving”, ordered the board game, recorded old episodes, my aunt made t-shirts, and we are having an “Elaine Dance Contest”.

I believe that we can really enjoy being together by finding things we have in common and incorporating them into our holiday.

Wish us luck.

-Andy

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  • http://www.sixthman.net Steve

    Hmmm, maybe there’s more to Newman than meets the eye…

    Oh no, there’s LESS.

  • Warren

    On the other hand just think what the holidays would be like when they are not here to celebrate with you. Embrace them, hug them, tolerate them and love them..it’s worse without them..trust me

  • Andy

    I just reread this and if I come across as less than grateful for my family, I am so sorry. I truly love my family and am only acknowledging the weird tension that the holidays bring with them.

    Count on me hugging and embracing.

  • Cathy

    Oh Andy, I totally relate, being #5 of ten who are attempting to gather this Thursday to celebrate and be thankful. Which I truly am. Just wondering “WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I AGREED TO LEAVE FLORIDA AND TRAVEL TO WEST VIRGINIA? This mornings temperature there was 21 degrees! I will avoid all the stress and tension that is created when ten siblings gather. Guess it could be worse, we might be heading to Pennsylvania to gather with Harry’s 15 siblings. Have a great Thanksgiving everyone, there is much to be happy about.

  • http://hmmm? Jen Woodall

    Dude….can I come to your house??? My sister and I will start drinking about 10 just so we can make it through the day! I love my family more than anything in this world, but thank GOODNESS I only have to deal with ALL of them at once a couple of times a year. Have fun and see you in a couple of months.

  • http://david-hsieh.com David Hsieh Jacksonville Florida

    Oh man, I played that board game a couple months back and had a blast. Probably one of the best TV shows ever in my book. To use it for a holiday gathering is genius.

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